Ask A Dixon
Daryl Dixon; ain't much to tell. Piss me off and I'll stomp your ass, keep zen and quit scarin' the fuckin' deer. Anythin' half-dead ain't welcome round here. Got squirrel? If so, this may be a start to a beautiful fuckin' friendship.

yourassissobad:

arteedus:

HAD TO BE DONE.

THIS IS MADE OF WIN.

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posted 3 months ago with 1,430 notes (originally from arteedus)

Anonymous asked: "Nope. I'm a Southern belle with a big empty farm & a lake full of fish. No walkers in my barn. Only some tools, hay bales & a shell of an old Ford truck. What do you say? My skills in the kitchen for you & your walker stompin skills for me?"


Fine. But any fishy business, and I’m outta there.

posted 3 months ago with 0 notes

Anonymous asked: "I'm quite the chef. I could cook them squirrels up to taste like anything you want, provided you keep my land walker free. What do you say? Sound like a fair trade?"

That depends.

Are ya a crazy old man who’s keepin’ walkers in his barn cause he thinks they’re still alive?

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Anonymous asked: "Glad you're back. Lookin forward to your attitude all over the TL. I actually missed it."

Yeah? I miss a lot of things, like havin’ a nice meal after a long day at work, but nope. All I got now is these squirrelys.

Even Daryl Dixon gets tired of eatin’ squirrels.

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juliemadden asked: "OH HEY! :P"


Oh.. it’s you.

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Anonymous asked: "u are so hot :P"


Yeah, Georgia weather will do that to a person. It ain’t very pleasant out here, pretty damn hot if ya ask me.

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Anonymous asked: "Chyna said she hates you,and doesn't owe you a bottle of whiskey and she thinks you're a stupid redneck :P"


Mixed opinions. Well, okay. I ain’t got nothin’ to say to Chyna.

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[Ask The Roleplayer. Anything you want to know]

(Source: sekretawakened, via imgoingtobethatgirl)

posted 3 months ago with 2,543 notes (originally from sekretawakened)

Anonymous asked: "Why do u get angry when people say they are happy coz u are back?"


People like you, anon, who ask stupid questions is the exact reason why I left in the first place. Now, go on and learn how to spell, get good grades in school, don’t ask questions that have obvious answers, and be prepared for the outbreak which I believe is happenin’ this year. Trust me, that’s a lot more important than worryin’ about why I hate people. 

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